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SnowCat
08-06-2004, 05:06 PM
It could be hilarious. From ESPN's Page 2;

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/040805

>>>EASTER: I see. Did you notice if Mr. Bryant was drinking the night of your party?

O'NEAL: Oh, yeah -- definitely. I had made some Jell-O shots; and I noticed that after he went over to the bar, they were all gone.

EASTER: He took all the shots?

O'NEAL: Kobe always takes all the shots.

EASTER: How many do you think he took that night?

O'NEAL: That night, it was probably 30 or 35. It would have been better if he'd only taken 15 or 20 and passed the rest to me, but he just kept forcing the shots -- one after the other after the other after the other. Shot after shot after shot. On and on. It was so like him.<<<

>>>[BRYANT WHISPERS SOMETHING TO MACKEY BEFORE SHE RISES. SHE NODS HER HEAD AND APPROACHES THE WITNESS STAND.]

MACKEY: Mr. O'Neal, are you fat and lazy? And have you relied on your God-given size and strength your whole career instead of working to be a better player?

O'NEAL: Uh . . .

MACKEY: Remember, you're under oath.

O'NEAL: Well . . . uh . . .

MACKEY: Under oath, Mr. O'Neal. Tell the truth. Answer the question. Are you fat and lazy?

O'NEAL: Uh . . . yes. Yes I am.

[BRYANT BREAKS INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER.]<<<

Morgan
08-06-2004, 07:05 PM
Hilarious