Kobe's Accuser officially nuts . . .

[ByJoveByJingle]

If I wasn't certain before, I now am:


Woman Wanted Civil Suit to Pay for Breast Job

DENVER -- A month after a woman accused Kobe Bryant of rape, she told a friend she was considering suing the NBA star in civil court and wanted to buy breast augmentation surgery and a koala bear with any award money, according to court documents released Friday . . .

[UofAcat23]

Dude, what girl doesn't want a Koala bear???

[Class of 1990]

Show Me The Money !!!!

[Josh Gershon]

Can I sue her for wasting so many hours of my life reading about the case, seeing it on SportsCenter and hearing about it on the radio? I couldn't be any more sick of her.

Hey Kate, I'll pay for your breast augmentation, just go away.

[HiCat]

There's a very good chance that she'll settle this for a good pay day though. Whether she planned this or not the buy out figure has 6 zeros behind it.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-bryant6nov06,0,7269849.story?coll=la-home-headlines

"The lawyer pointed out that in her police statement the woman said she had kissed Bryant consensually for five minutes before the alleged assault.

"All right, let's start now," the lawyer said, looking at his watch.

For the next 60 seconds the courtroom was silent.

"You're still kissing him," the lawyer broke in, continuing to look at his watch. "You kissed him for four more minutes."

"That's too long," she responded. "We didn't kiss that long."

The lawyer pounced: "Well, you said five minutes."

The woman crumbled, and seven days later so did the criminal case against Bryant, ..."