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cat77
07-31-2009, 06:16 PM
Okay lets hear some good ASU jokes. Does anyone have any good jokes about their college of accounting.

dman25
07-31-2009, 06:32 PM
You mean the one ranked #19 in 2008 by US News? (UA was #25)

gman4gov
07-31-2009, 06:50 PM
Off the topic, but why would anyone value a degree at ASu?
Pathetic

http://forums.warhammeronline.com/warhammer/board/message?board.id=server_dc&thread.id=10667

Hey guys. My name is Benjamin Riegel. I play a 40 Rune Priest on Dark Crag. My partner, Dax Howard, and I are currently doing our thesis on what factors make guilds perform in Warhammer at Arizona State University and need your help. We've been following the Order guilds on Dark Crag for some time now and were wondering if members of Order would be willing to help us with the study. For any guild to be included, though, we need a substantial amount of members to take it.

Zona_Soccer10
07-31-2009, 07:25 PM
I hear Burger King and McDonald's are very impressesd by ASU degrees. Except the ones in Tucson.

T-Bone
07-31-2009, 07:32 PM
ASCC=Joke

Enough Said.

Zona_Soccer10
07-31-2009, 07:38 PM
Why'd Sparky play in traffic? A: Wilbur was going to kick his ass anyway.

azcat49
07-31-2009, 07:39 PM
Need your GED? Get it from ASSU

gumby
08-01-2009, 12:20 PM
Does anyone have any good jokes about their college of accounting.
In stats class, they tell them:

"50 percent of you will find work. The majority will not."