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Doink
08-19-2009, 09:54 PM
The skies are growing dark and gloomy around Tucson as we speak. The ghosts of football's past have come again to bring another losing season to the Cats'. The success you had last year (if you can call the Vegas bowl success) was due to one man - John Mackovic. Before he left, he laid a curse on the dump of a football stadium you have, and now the Cats' will ever toil in mediocry and dispair. Your football team is plaugued with incompetence and inepetness, and you will return to the basement of the PAC-10 where you rightfully belong. It hath been foretold!!!!!

THE CURSE OF MACKOVIC LIVES!!!!!

WayneNewton
08-19-2009, 10:01 PM
Someone please explain to me what "mediocry and dispair" is.

77HoyaCat4Ever
08-19-2009, 10:09 PM
http://th00.deviantart.net/fs43/150/f/2009/126/9/f/SHALL_I_GIVE_YOU_DIS_PEAR__by_AquaAssassin.jpg

There are also some classic lines and accompanying images about "effin dis pear", but since we aren't on the lower board (yet), I'll leave then to your imagination.

DrV
08-19-2009, 10:16 PM
Its not even a good attempt... just pathetic effort.

Doink
08-19-2009, 10:18 PM
In my haste to dissemeniate information to you cretins about the crushing curse of Mackovic, it appears that I have made an few spelling errors. Please do not let that sidetrack you from the main point of my teachings. Arizona Stadium is haunted and cursed. How else can you explain why a 5 star recruit (Louis Holmes) can go there and become such a miserable failure. How can you defend Tui Duitauma, who drinks so much because of the curse that lives within him.

JOHN MACKOVIC IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN LIFT THE CURSE. HE MUST ROAM THE SIDELINES ONCE AGAIN, OR UA FOOTBALL WILL FOREVER BE DOOMED!!!!!!

77HoyaCat4Ever
08-19-2009, 10:19 PM
Its not even a good attempt... just pathetic effort.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f399/myfask/258Troll_spray.jpg

Chicat
08-19-2009, 11:20 PM
There probably is a Mackovic curse.

Adam Hawes
08-19-2009, 11:30 PM
This is the worst post of all time.

T-Bone
08-19-2009, 11:49 PM
This is just evidence of how bereft of educational quality ASCC is.

beames
08-20-2009, 03:33 AM
Wait, I don't get it. I thought this was shaping up to be the 2nd worst monsoon season on record (1.93") because the dark clouds and skies WEREN'T growing around Tucson?! :confused:

I'M SO FLUMMOXED!

SandwichGuy
08-20-2009, 05:29 AM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/18/article-0-0253B5E500000578-28_468x389.jpg

Les Grossman eats pieces of **** like this for breakfast

CatsbyAZ
08-21-2009, 12:36 AM
Your football team is plaugued with incompetence and inepetness,

One of these things is not like the others...one is actually spelled right!!!