View Full Version : Does Kobe Have AIDS?

11-19-2003, 03:19 AM
We will find out soon (http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1665321)

11-19-2003, 03:22 AM
Kobe's #1 fan doesn't think so....
"Most people who investigated this knew that if you were not shooting up or getting f*cked in the heinie, you were as likely to get AIDS as you were to have a safe fall on your head while walking down Wilshire Boulevard."
-Jack Nicholson

11-19-2003, 03:33 AM
a few of jack nicholson's best quotes (film division):

"Never, never, interrupt me, okay? Not if there's a fire, not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick that you think you're going to faint. Even then, don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudgepacker that you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States -- and he's going to have you down to Camp David -- and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock. Not on this door. Not for ANY reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?"

Receptionist: "How do you write women so well?"
Melvin Udall: "Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

"I can't do this without you. I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

Melvin Udall (to a bartender): "Well, it's not right to go into details, but I said the wrong thing. Whereas if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you've got a life. Instead I'm here with you -- no offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug."

F Duke
11-19-2003, 01:22 PM
How close are Kobe and Magic???????