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Forum: Arizona Football: Hard Edge 11-25-2013
Replies: 14
Views: 771
Posted By Les Grossman
Toddy Nicknames

Toddy toofor, Toddy toofar, Toddy Wad, Toddy Twatblock, Toddy Slide, Toddy Slip. Mother ****er has more nicknames than an ESP MOTHER ****ING N NEWSCAST! **** YOU, MAX BRETOS!

But let me tell you,...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 04-01-2013
Replies: 15
Views: 1,162
Posted By Les Grossman
Don't Rush to Judgment

**** THAT! Ed and I go way back. Back in Chicago we ran hos up on Bleaker St. and Dacy Ave. NO ONE! And I mean no one could lay a backhand down like Eddie Rush. We called him Scrote because he had...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 12-16-2012
Replies: 6
Views: 830
Posted By Les Grossman
You nancy mother****ers think your boys did that...

You nancy mother****ers think your boys did that all themselves? There was a reason Billy D couldn't draw up a play to inbound THE MOTHER****ING BASKETBALL FOR ****'S SAKE!

Not a single word of...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 12-16-2012
Replies: 6
Views: 830
Posted By Les Grossman
Merry Christmas, ****ers!

I just did something that will take Billy D's mind off the game from here on out.

This should get you guys the ****ing W!
Forum: The Proud Tradition 11-15-2012
Replies: 789
Views: 49,969
Posted By Les Grossman
I once ran into that yuppie looking mother ****er...

I once ran into that yuppie looking mother ****er Seth Davis after a game of raquetball. In the lockerroom I couldn't help to notice, much like a moosehead in a game room, but Davis has one of the...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 04-05-2011
Replies: 2,537
Views: 194,965
Posted By Les Grossman
I could have that ********ing goat ****er Doyell...

I could have that ********ing goat ****er Doyell picked up for kitty porn. Actual kitty cat porn. You think those hard pipin' mother****ers can't stand pedophiles? WAIT TILL YOU SEE THEM REACT WHEN...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 04-03-2011
Replies: 2,537
Views: 194,965
Posted By Les Grossman
Iím actually not allowed in the state of North...

Iím actually not allowed in the state of North Carolina. APPARENTLY TEA BAGGING SOMEONE WHILE PASSED OUT IS FROWNED UPON IN THAT **** KICKER PROVINCE! Every time Reggie slapped the floor after that...
Forum: Arizona Football: Hard Edge 12-05-2010
Replies: 2
Views: 359
Posted By Les Grossman
Bowl games, PATs, and BDPs

Hey, T Boone! Iím coming for you, you billons of dollar losing and regaining mother ****er! Canít wait to hit up Boystown in Nuevo Laredo before the big match up. The last time we did donuts in that...
Forum: Arizona Football: Hard Edge 06-14-2010
Replies: 1
Views: 400
Posted By Les Grossman
BDP Convention

That's what all this **** about conference expansion was. I'll give you mother****ers an insight to this type of cock wagging. Picture a giant oak conference table surrounded by the greediest white...
Forum: Basketball Arch-Rivals Forum 05-31-2010
Replies: 2
Views: 1,243
Posted By Les Grossman
Cheatin' Season

Itís open season on the cheaters and the NCAA is looking to drop the hammer harder than a Randy Macho Man Savage elbow. But, in the end, the NCAA will realize where the money is at and more than...
Forum: Basketball Arch-Rivals Forum 04-06-2010
Replies: 9
Views: 545
Posted By Les Grossman
Duke v. Butler or Cracker Fest

I know the last thing we all wanted to see was THAT TWO BIT MOTHER****ER MIKE KRYSEWIDKIEKI GNAWING DOWN THE NET IN INDY! But we move on. We overcome. I remeber one time I was producing what I...
Forum: Basketball Arch-Rivals Forum 04-04-2010
Replies: 7
Views: 830
Posted By Les Grossman
I met Mike Krzysewski once

He told me I had angelic eyes. "What the **** you say to me, ratty mcgee?" was the only normal response I could imagine anyone would muster up. He said he'd been staring at me from across the room,...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 03-13-2010
Replies: 10
Views: 1,283
Posted By Les Grossman
Pac-10 Tourney, Beach Girl 5, and Coach Fight Club

I'll be frank, the Pac-10 Tournament is ABOUT AS EXCITING AS DRIVING A MOTHER****ING SEBRING! WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH THIS CONFERENCE? I COULD GET BETTER ATTENDENCE AT COREY HAIM'S FUNERAL! What's...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 03-05-2010
Replies: 91
Views: 4,035
Posted By Les Grossman
I used to run with a fella named Roscoe Roe, big...

I used to run with a fella named Roscoe Roe, big mother****er with a limp and a goblet. Never understood the goblet thing, but if anyone could pull off the goblet, well, I guess that would be Roscoe....
Forum: Arizona Football: Hard Edge 12-06-2009
Replies: 10
Views: 879
Posted By Les Grossman
Color Les Impressed

Loved seeing your Cats LAY THE MOTHER****ING WOOD TO THOSE SPRAY TAN WEARING MOTHER****ING TROJANS! AND **** YOU PETE CARROLL! NOT JUMPING AROUND LIKE A MOTHER****ING FIVE YEAR OLD ON THE SIDELINES...
Forum: Arizona Football: Hard Edge 10-11-2009
Replies: 1
Views: 567
Posted By Les Grossman
Sincere apologies from Grossman

I enjoy my time on this board and have no ill will towards any of you. That last part is not true, some of you need to have your asses kicked, but for the most part, you're a good bunch of sh!ts....
Forum: Arizona Football: Hard Edge 09-20-2009
Replies: 2
Views: 410
Posted By Les Grossman
A Gross Week Three

I'm actually getting this in at a decent hour because I have been confined to my 2500 sq. ft bedroom with none other than THE MOTHER****ING SWINE FLU! AND I TOOK THAT PIECE OF COCK STAIN "FLU SHOT"...
Forum: Basketball Arch-Rivals Forum 09-13-2009
Replies: 9
Views: 1,510
Posted By Les Grossman
Week 2 by Les Grossman

I would have gotten this out on the wire earlier, but my firm had to save a young Tennessee coach from a gang of toothless some*****es carrying torches and wearing confederate flag capes. I told Lane...
Forum: Arizona Football: Hard Edge 09-06-2009
Replies: 7
Views: 698
Posted By Les Grossman
A Gross Ode to Week One

It's been a while, Cats. I have been busy and I am not going to lie and it really doesn't matter as long as I don't directly mention his name, but Shmane Shmiffen owes someone near and dear to me...
Forum: Basketball Arch-Rivals Forum 05-12-2009
Replies: 1
Views: 424
Posted By Les Grossman
BDPers don't get caught.

And for a drop in the **** bucket no less. A single G? There has got to be more to this than a single large. I once saw Floyd personally hand over a duffel bag with a hundred large and a recipe for...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 05-03-2009
Replies: 11
Views: 1,100
Posted By Les Grossman
Lexus and Buick

This might seem like a cut and dry argument as to what automobile is considered better. And it is. I once got a handjob in a Buick. Once. And I had to pay for that. Lexus on the otherhand, well,...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 04-21-2009
Replies: 68
Views: 7,170
Posted By Les Grossman
Somebody send this MOTHER****ER A HOBO'S DICK...

Somebody send this MOTHER****ER A HOBO'S DICK CHEESE!
Forum: The Proud Tradition 04-19-2009
Replies: 39
Views: 6,697
Posted By Les Grossman
A Gross Understanding

Heard my old nemesis Floyd slicked a fellow named Momo from you guys. This doesn't surprise me. Momo sounds like a good kid, nothing against him, but this Floyd character, I have somewhat of an issue...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 04-17-2009
Replies: 16
Views: 1,711
Posted By Les Grossman
Honor schmoner

I keep hearing about people with sources. Anybody worth a **** would just go ahead and reveal the news said source is letting out of the bag. Have some ****ing balls, man. If this "important news"...
Forum: The Proud Tradition 04-14-2009
Replies: 13
Views: 1,280
Posted By Les Grossman
This Lunardi jacker sounds like a piece of work....

This Lunardi jacker sounds like a piece of work. Is this seriously his job? Sitting on his ass all year, more than likely donning a ****ING SNUGGY, and watching ball all year? The only thing simpler...
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